Momentous New York Stock Exchange Name and Identity Change Announced!!!!
RELEASE DATE: November 20, 2007
Effective January 1, 2007, the New York Stock Exchange (previously AKA NYSE) announces it will change its name to the New York City National Casino and Resort. This Name Change is intended to bring the Exchange’s identity more in line with its true character and function as the World’s premier gambling support operation.
This new Enterprise will be jointly owned by the World’s premier Central Banks and Brokers, mirroring the ownership of the Federal Reserve Bank of the United States. Limited disclosure (our standard policy) of the ownership of this Casino will be inclusive of all the owners of the private Federal Reserve, including Chase Bank, Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Merrill Lynch, Bank of America, Salomon Smith Barney, NM Rothschild, Deutsche Bank, Union Bank of Switzerland, Bank of China, Nippon Bank, Credit Lyonais, the Bank for International Settlements, etc.
With the pending elimination of all physical stock certificates, the new Casino will more accurately identify for consumers worldwide the true and accurate functionality of what had previously been known as an “Exchange”, as a premier gambling operation. The façade of true intrinsic value being resident in equity investments known as stocks is to be finally and permanently jettisoned in favor of the actual reality of an environment where no actual property rights are ascribed to possession of physical stock certificates.
The Casino will offer full vertical and horizontal integration of all that New York has to offer a serious player in stock markets. It has partnered with the World’s top transportation, communication, food and residential quality hotels of the Greater Tri-State Metropolitan area, to include all ancillary service providers, including the world’s top escort and other recreational resources.
In addition to a traditional gaming floor where gamblers can see real parties, not AVATARS, they are trading with, it will also offer full electronic access to a mirrored AVATAR environment via direct high speed Cable links, or through intermediary “Book Making Operations”, now commonly called or known as Brokers. In addition, breaking with traditional Las Vegas-like processes, gamblers may now have two distinctive ways to differentiate this Casino from all others: Their IRA and other retirement accounts may be pledged to secure markers for gambling (not entirely new), and gamblers may use professional bettors as their surrogates. These bettors have previously carried such identifiers as Money Managers, Hedge Funds, etc. Indeed, this Casino will give first standing to such professionals over the public, in keeping with a long tradition of such prejudice.
The Casino expects minimal competitive challenge internationally, but it must allow for the ability of the Insurance Industry to become immediately competitive since this Industry has pointed the way in bearded book making operations for societal benefit for centuries, and the Casino must make some concession to their current pre-eminence in this space.
The Casino expects other Exchanges to try to alter their identity as a competitive response, but don’t accept the look-a-likes, not when you can have the REAL THING.
Gamblers have relied on this Casino for over a hundred years, and we are grateful for their support in these difficult times!!!!
We look forward to your continued participation in our newly described, but continuing operations!!!!!